April Fool’s Day Don’ts
We can’t tell you to pull April Fool’s Day pranks. It would be irresponsible of us to encourage you to punk your friends, family, and co-workers. But if you happened to look at this list of items and use your imagination to dream up some diabolical deeds – ranging from harmless fun to Disney villain status – well, that really wouldn’t be our fault, would it? Don’t even think about using this stuff for pranks this April 1. Results won’t be totally hilarious… Now consider us officially looking the other way.
1. Raspberry iced tea mix + chili seasoning
2. Lubricant + hand sanitizer
April Fool’s pranks are a slippery slope.
3. Eyebrow razors
It takes 56-73 days for eyebrows to grow back. What you do with that information is up to you.
4. Googly eyes
Fact: Anything becomes funny when you add googly eyes.
5. Plastic cups + H2O + floor
Caution: Wet Floor.
6. Shampoo + hair dye
It’s like a surprise makeover!
7. For-sale sign + any car
8. Glitter + envelope
The gift that keeps on giving. Forever.
9. Fun dough + gum
That person who’s always mooching your snack stash? Payback time.
10. Pregnancy test
After about 9 months, people might start to catch on.
11. Forks + lawn
Stick them into the perfect lawn of your “favorite” neighbor when you really want to say, “Go fork yourself.”